imagine having Ellen Degeneres as your grandma
(Source: bitchyteenager, via metalhearted)
i just want to be with someone that could make me laugh and smile so much that it makes me forget how much i actually hate everything.
you breathe on a daily basis
omg that is so me how did they do that
I like being sent legit anon asks it’s like being interviewed by a fan
tumblr makes me forget that age differences and time zones exist
(Source: snorlaxatives, via radical-illusion)
"You’re not Jesus in this game"
After 89 days, Cody Calaflopy has FINALLY called someone out.
A round of applause please. You did it, champ!
This was a beautiful moment. “You’re not Jesus.”